imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
Is this last gif even real? Flawless.
Whenever a Sherlock Holmes slowly licks his lips, somewhere in the world a John Watson drops a wineglass and growls low in his throat.
Something John Watson and I have in common.
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
how the fuck does a ghost help people with math whatchu gonna boo at the kid till they can count to 23???? it doesnt work like that. reevaluate your life please
somebody isnt getting help with their math when im a ghost
life hack: if you are ever invited to a 70’s theme party, ALWAYS assume it is the 1770’s and dress up as a founding father
what the fuck was spy kids anyway
do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school
I hope in s4 John gets really really mad and yells “William Sherlock Scott Holmes!” and Sherlock just freezes